AN OPEN LETTER TO THE WHITE AND BEIGE EAGLE I SAW ON THE SIDEWALK NEARBY MY HOUSE LAST WEEK.

Dear eagle,

First of all, I have to complain about something: eagles shouldn´t be that coward. How come a skillful murderer like you can be afraid of cars. Nonetheless, I´m still your biggest admirer. I think you should already know that graceful creatures like you are to be photographed by bums like me all the time . You could have, at least, stood still on that unreachable bough for two more seconds so my lens could have taken a nice fine portrait of you. But a second car definitely showed me how sissy an eagle can be. Great selfish you, who didn´t even care about my standing under midday sunlight aiming my camera at you while holding my dry breath. I know that you were probably in a hurry, perhaps, you were being chased by some bigger hunter at that moment. Still, I think you were able to fight it and to raise your beak tall, pride itself standing on your warm opponent corpse. That would have been a picture valuable enough to be sent to NatGeo. Can you imagine all the money I would have made. But let´s forget about it. I still love eagles.

Truly, a real admirer of aerial hunters